IT IS BREAK PUMPING SEASON

Everybody pump your breaks!

Lebron James is an all-time unique figure in the history of The NBA. When he sneezes the whole league says "God bless you." If he puts his fist on instagram  the whole sports media needs to dissect it.  Lebron's team The Cleveland Cavaliers are off to a 5-6 start and all of sports media are in a tizzy.
I declare it to be break pumping season. Don't forget people the NBA had a shortened off season and the regular season is 82 games long. There is plenty of time to fix our 1 game under 500 start.
Now there are issues with my hometown favorite team but don't forget we have a talented squad including The Big Homie." Lebron is the best player in the league and a basketball savant.
We will figure it out and go back to the NBA Finals barring injury. I will appease you and give the
top 5 problems with The Cleveland Cavaliers.

1. WE ARE OLD--- There will be nights where we just don't feel like playing. There will be nights that the 82 game regular season will take a toll. When it rains our arthritis may act up.

2. WE ARE INJURED--- Isiah Thomas is the most important of our injuries( I hear he could be back  before Christmas) don't discount Tristan Thompson whose hustle and defensive energy we miss.
I like Derek Rose but you must rap that dude in bubble rap as his history of injuries suggest.

3. WE MISS KYRIE IRVING--- Yes I admit it, you can't take 25 points per game off of a team game where chemistry matters the most. There are only 5 starters at a time on the floor. In football eleven and baseball 9. (defense has the ball in baseball which makes pitchers really important)
You don't have many players to make up the difference which is why our defense, which was never that hot is missing that 25 point per game deodorant.

4. WE SHOOT TOO MANY THREES-- Did you notice Kevin Love scored 32 without shooting any threes against the Bucks? We miss Kyrie from that aspect also, but now we have a different team where mid range shooting, driving to the basket, going to the free throw line is among our best attributes.

5. THE EAST IS BETTER--- The Bucks just traded for Eric Bledsoe, The Unicorn seems ready in New York, Philadelphia, Orlando, Indiana and of course Boston have all improved. The East isn't on par with the West but it is closer than the experts think. The Cavs will win the East but the struggle will be real to get to The Finals this season.